Re: klez accordion

[John Chambers <jc...>]

| A klezmer is hot and tired after the gig, so he pulls into the 7-11 to get a
| cold drink.  While he's buying his slurpee, suddenly he realizes that he
| spaced out--the accordion is in the back seat, in full view!  He rushes out of
| the store...but it's too late.  Someone has already broken the car window and
| left another accordion. 

Well, I once made the mistake of leaving two  accordions  in
the back of a closet for some months.  Then one day I looked
in the back of the closet, and there next to the  accordions
were four little concertinas.