Re: PEARL JAM RULES

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Rick Harris (rickh (at) southern(dot)co(dot)nz) wrote:
: Right. None of them can play an instrument or write a song. Vedder is
: a Toni Childs impersonator bellowing like a wounded cow. The only
: reason they sell any records is because they typify "generation X"'s
: lack of ambition. If you've ever picked up a guitar you'll know that

  Not to mention...

  - Pretending to not be rock-stars.  Come on, let's fight ticketmaster!
  - Attempting to be self-righteous and failing.  
  - Hanging out with Neil Young.  Yeah, Let's bring the old freak on tour
    with us.  Hey, don't Neil use ticketmaster for his shows?
  - Being boring beyond belief.  God, can you think of one Pearl Jam song 
    that don't make you want to sleep?
  - Too many teenage girl ballads.  But they aint rock-stars, are they?
  - Too many songs about Vedders fucked up upbringing.  Who cares?  Bet his 
    step-dad raped him or something.
  - Just overall sucking and being a "MTV band."  They don't make videos
    anymore (cause they are sooo righteous) but MTV still kisses their
    asses.  The ultimate MTV band!