Re: GWAR MUST DIE -> THE SLAVE REVOLT HAS BEGUN <- TOLEDO OHIO - DECEMBER 14

[Slave Master Flatto <DeathSquad...>]

"N.H." <nhilton (at) hevanet(dot)com> wrote:

>Not to be too ignorant, but what exactly is GWAR?

Now you've went and done it.

You have asked about GWAR.

Now you will have to die in GWAR's name.


MILLIONS of years ago GWAR rampaged 
across the galaxy with a gang of Space Pirates called 
The Scumdogs of the Universe.
Falling out of favor with their Master they were imprisoned 
on the most remote mudball planet in the universe... 
Earth.

KILLING off the dinosaurs and inadvertantly creating
the human race by having sex with apes, GWAR begen
to influence the development of the planet until after that 
wild gig in Atlantis when it was decided that they should be 
entombed in Antarctica to  prevent them from screwing up the 
Earth any worse

SEVERAL thousand years later, Sleazy P. Martini, known pimp, 
pusher, pornographer, and record business executive for 
Capitalist Records,
accidentaly stumbled into their Antarctic tomb and woke them 
up. He took them to New York, gave them electric guitars and 
began to market them as his latest Rock 'n' Roll sensation.