Re: PEARL JAM RULES

[John E Silvia <majlraep...>]

On 15 Dec 1995, Jane Doe wrote:

> sorry, but Pearl Jam blows ass. There is no room for discussion here. 
> They suck fat dicks. period. and if you disagree you are a fucking 
> asshole. Don't go talking about musicianship either, I have been playing 
> guitar for close to eight years. They are bullshit. Their songs are full 
> of the most masturbatory, pointless doodling ever. Eddie Cheddar can NOT 
> sing. He is an asshole. This is aside from his personal lack of integrity 
> jump on the bandwagon cause of the week trend bitch whore MTV slut 
> corporate sellout rump-fucker unoriginal shit. "Expressive" my ass. I 
> remember when everything that falls under the heading of "alternative" 
> had a different name -- BAD. What the fuck is up these days. And anyhow, 
> this is a fucking hardcore news group. what clueless little thirteen year 
> old new jack bitch know-nothing thinks-he-knows-it-all little homo put 
> Hurl Jam on here to begin with? And while I'm on the topic, FUCK NIRVANA 
> TOO! I laughed when I heard Kurt was dead... I hope bush is next. What is 
> all this shit about the "POOR, tormented misunderstood genious?" How 
> sorry do you think I can feel for a motherfucker who in six months made 
> mor cash than I will probably see in my life... You are all full of shit 
> and if you think you are anti-establishment you are all incredibly stupid 
> too. Go ahead and buy some shit from SONY or Atlantic or whatever and 
> think you are part of some damn revolution... It was designed, produced 
> and packaged to fool you, and you bit into it like a big old bag of shit. 
> Sucker. Which brings me to RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!!! fuck all their 
> political pontificating! They are as much a part of "the system" as 
> Congress... now their guitar player Tom, who graduated from Harvard 
> fucking university, pretends to champion the plight of every third world 
> shithole there is... damn it all, whatever happened to "write what you 
> know"?!?! Revolution my ass... buy our record so we can get fat and rich 
> is more like it. Must be tough to still look angry after making a 
> million. Bitches. And GOD DAMN IT!!! what about all this fucking vegan 
> bullshit?!? do what you want, but when you preach your silly shit to me I 
> want to kill you. Man is an omnivore and by God flesh tastes good. And 
> you think you are better than me. Fuck you and blow your carrot out your 
> ass. You stupid shits. Earth Crisis is the lamest piece of shit ever to 
> crawl out of the new jack sewer... you call them hardcore?! Slayer slowed 
> down to 1/4 speed, all balls removed... oh fuck this. it's late. Hope you 
> enjoyed my little rant.
>                                              Fester
>                                        (Jared_See (at) Brown(dot)edu)
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I apologize for posting this again across newsgroups that don't care about 
this subject, but I would just like to take the opportunity to tell the 
author of this constructive post that there's a certain irony in the post.
The author blasts 13 year old bad-ass wannabes, when the author of this
message has the IQ of dirt and the maturity level of, well I can't think 
of anyone that bad.  Its funny, the author could probably learn a lot
from a 13 year old.


                                                John