Re: Ratner's...great onion rolls but...

[Gary Kober <garykober...>]

Too bad you didn't ask to see a menu - you would have
gotten their standard response, "Did you come here to
read or to eat"?

Gary

--- Kame'a Media <media (at) kamea(dot)com> wrote: > True
Jewish restaurant story:
> 
> At Montreal's Schwartz's Delicatessen, --
> unaware that the restaurant served no desserts,
> I innocently inquired: "What do you have for
> dessert"?
> Waiter:  "I'm tired of living; eat me".
> 
> Wolf
> 
> MaxwellSt (at) aol(dot)com wrote:
> 
> > In a message dated 05/24/2000 3:18:37 PM Central
> Daylight Time,
> > goobietheg (at) hotmail(dot)com writes:
> >
> > <<  the rudest waiters in the world >>
> >
> > I remember from my youth: a waiter pouring water
> into four glasses without
> > lifting the pitcher (i.e., water all over the
> table), and flying by with a
> > handful of silverware and scattering it as he ran
> by.
> >
> 
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