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Who Wants to be a Jewish Millionaire? [HUMOR]
- From: Hope Ehn Dennis Ehn <ehn...>
- Subject: Who Wants to be a Jewish Millionaire? [HUMOR]
- Date: Tue 23 May 2000 00.48 (GMT)
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Date: Mon, 22 May 2000 17:07:43 -0400
From: Fred Cohen
OY, WHO WANTS TO BE A JEWISH MILLIONAIRE?
For $100:
Which of these names is least likely to be found at temple?
A. Cohen
B. Rosenberg
C. Schwartz
D. Christensen
For $200:
The term "Bloomies" refers to...
A. Underpants
B. A wonderful store
C. Flowers
D. The British
For $300:
The person your therapist is most likely to hear about is...
A. Your boss
B. Your roommate
C. Your mother
D. Your dog
For $400:
How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One
B. Four
C. Three
D. None, I'll just sit here in the dark.
For $500:
The most disturbing thing about the TV show "Friends" is that...
A. Monica needs a meal
B. Rachel needs a haircut
C. Joey needs a brain
D. Ross and Monica are siblings, but Monica is so obviously gentile and
Ross is so obviously Jewish.
For $1,000:
You should call your mother...
A. Every single day
B. Weekly
C. Monthly
D. Annually
For $2,000:
Your son will be least likely to become...
A. A doctor
B. A lawyer
C. A fireman
D. A rabbi
For $4,000:
Houserobe is to Slippers as Little Black Dress is to...
A. Heels
B. Sandals
C. Sneakers
D. A Nice Pair of Prada Slides
For $8,000:
Murphy Brown's producer was...
A. Miles Silverberg
B. Simon Goldenstein
C. Brian Rosengold
D. David Bergsteiner
For $16,000:
Which of the following comedians is not Jewish but could be?
A. Jon Stewart
B. Billy Crystal
C. Robin Williams
D. Ben Stiller
For $32,000:
Fill in the blank: During the summer, I go _____ the shore.
A. Up
B. To
C. See
D. Down
For $50,000:
What popular game is played by many Jewish college students?
A. Chutzpah and Ladders
B. Pin the Tallis on the Rabbi
C. Go Gefilte Fish
D. Jewish Geography
For $100,000:
Which of the following is not a traditional bagel variety?
A. Poppy
B. Sesame
C. Onion
D. Asagio Cheese
For $250,000:
Which food is least likely to appear in a Jewish Deli?
A. A Knish
B. Matzoh Ball Soup
C. Corned Beef on Rye
D. Beef Wellington
For $500,000:
When preparing a meal for a family of five, the actual number of people
you should prepare food for is:
A. 5
B. 6
C. 8
D. The population of Long Island.
For $1,000,000:
What celebrity told Oprah her favorite present was a mezuzah she got from
her grandmother?
A. Sally Field
B. Gwyneth Paltrow
C. Cameron Diaz
D. Angelina Jolie
ARE THESE YOUR FINAL ANSWERS? CHECK THEM AGAINST THE ANSWER KEY BELOW.
$100 = D
$200 = B
$300 = C
$400 = D
$500 = D
$1,000 = A
$2,000 = C
$4,000 = D
$8,000 = A
$16,000 = C
$32,000 = D
$50,000 = D
$100,000 = D
$250,000 = D
$500,000 = D
$1,000,000 = B
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- Who Wants to be a Jewish Millionaire? [HUMOR],
Hope Ehn Dennis Ehn