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Re: Who Wants to be a Jewish Millionaire? [HUMOR] (O, Schastlivchik!)
- From: Sofia V. Shneider <soph...>
- Subject: Re: Who Wants to be a Jewish Millionaire? [HUMOR] (O, Schastlivchik!)
- Date: Tue 23 May 2000 06.24 (GMT)
Hope Ehn Dennis Ehn wrote:
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> Date: Mon, 22 May 2000 17:07:43 -0400
> From: Fred Cohen
>
> OY, WHO WANTS TO BE A JEWISH MILLIONAIRE?
>
> For $100:
> Which of these names is least likely to be found at temple?
> A. Cohen
> B. Rosenberg
> C. Schwartz
> D. Christensen
>
> For $200:
> The term "Bloomies" refers to...
> A. Underpants
> B. A wonderful store
> C. Flowers
> D. The British
>
> For $300:
> The person your therapist is most likely to hear about is...
> A. Your boss
> B. Your roommate
> C. Your mother
> D. Your dog
>
> For $400:
> How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> A. One
> B. Four
> C. Three
> D. None, I'll just sit here in the dark.
>
> For $500:
> The most disturbing thing about the TV show "Friends" is that...
> A. Monica needs a meal
> B. Rachel needs a haircut
> C. Joey needs a brain
> D. Ross and Monica are siblings, but Monica is so obviously gentile and
> Ross is so obviously Jewish.
>
> For $1,000:
> You should call your mother...
> A. Every single day
> B. Weekly
> C. Monthly
> D. Annually
>
> For $2,000:
> Your son will be least likely to become...
> A. A doctor
> B. A lawyer
> C. A fireman
> D. A rabbi
>
> For $4,000:
> Houserobe is to Slippers as Little Black Dress is to...
> A. Heels
> B. Sandals
> C. Sneakers
> D. A Nice Pair of Prada Slides
>
> For $8,000:
> Murphy Brown's producer was...
> A. Miles Silverberg
> B. Simon Goldenstein
> C. Brian Rosengold
> D. David Bergsteiner
>
> For $16,000:
> Which of the following comedians is not Jewish but could be?
> A. Jon Stewart
> B. Billy Crystal
> C. Robin Williams
> D. Ben Stiller
>
> For $32,000:
> Fill in the blank: During the summer, I go _____ the shore.
> A. Up
> B. To
> C. See
> D. Down
>
> For $50,000:
> What popular game is played by many Jewish college students?
> A. Chutzpah and Ladders
> B. Pin the Tallis on the Rabbi
> C. Go Gefilte Fish
> D. Jewish Geography
>
> For $100,000:
> Which of the following is not a traditional bagel variety?
> A. Poppy
> B. Sesame
> C. Onion
> D. Asagio Cheese
>
> For $250,000:
> Which food is least likely to appear in a Jewish Deli?
> A. A Knish
> B. Matzoh Ball Soup
> C. Corned Beef on Rye
> D. Beef Wellington
>
> For $500,000:
> When preparing a meal for a family of five, the actual number of people
> you should prepare food for is:
> A. 5
> B. 6
> C. 8
> D. The population of Long Island.
>
> For $1,000,000:
> What celebrity told Oprah her favorite present was a mezuzah she got from
> her grandmother?
> A. Sally Field
> B. Gwyneth Paltrow
> C. Cameron Diaz
> D. Angelina Jolie
>
> ARE THESE YOUR FINAL ANSWERS? CHECK THEM AGAINST THE ANSWER KEY BELOW.
> $100 = D
> $200 = B
> $300 = C
> $400 = D
> $500 = D
> $1,000 = A
> $2,000 = C
> $4,000 = D
> $8,000 = A
> $16,000 = C
> $32,000 = D
> $50,000 = D
> $100,000 = D
> $250,000 = D
> $500,000 = D
> $1,000,000 = B
It reminds our TVprogram "O, Schastlivchik!" (O, Happy Person!) which
exists in Russia and its showman is Dmitri Dibrov who maybe is Jew.
Sophia,
Russia
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