It's not music, but...

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>>>Rabbi Friedman, quite Orthodox did a double-take: there in the
restaurant,
>>>clearly visible through the large window, was the president of his
>>congregation.

>>>And yes, that was a bowl of clam chowder the waitress was setting
before him.

>>>As the rabbi watched in horror, the main dish, jumbo shrimp wrapped in
bacon
>>>was set down next. Oblivious to the rabbi's disgusted visage, the
president
>>>ate his way through his dinner. As he left the restaurant, the rabbi
>>accosted him saying: "You, you of all people, leader of the
congregation,
>>supposed to be an
>>>example, how could you eat such traife!?"

>>>The president replied: "you saw me eat the soup? And the shrimp?"

>>>"Yes, and yes" came the reply.

>>>"Then there is no problem - I ate my food under rabbinical
supervision!"