Re: Where spirituality meets practicality

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Thanks for the message.  The people on this list have a great sense of
humor.  L'Shana Tovah.   Emily

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> From: School Councils UK <Jess (at) scocon(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)uk>
> To: hanashir (at) shamash(dot)org
> Subject: Where spirituality meets practicality
> Date: Friday, September 26, 1997 5:42 AM
> 
> During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern over
the
> seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a
seat
> which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following
questionnaire and
> return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible:
> 
> I wish to be placed in a seat next to someone who wishes to discuss the
> following topics:
> ___ Stock market                  ___ My neighbors
>  ___ Sports                              ___ My relatives
>  ___ Fashion news                  ___ The rabbi
>  ___ General gossip               ___ The cantor
> ___ Specific gossip               ___ The gabbai
>         specify __________________
> 
>    I wish to be seated in a seat where:
>    ___ I can see my spouse over the mechitza (traditional orthodox jew
> divider in synagogue)
>  ___ I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza
> ___ I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza
> ___ My spouse cannot see me seeing my friend's spouse over the mechitza
>  ___ No one on the bimah (the podium where the rabbi sits) can see me
> talking during services
>  ___ I can sleep during services
> ___ I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]
> ___ I wish to be located next to the following so that I may obtain free
> professional advice:
> ___ Lawyer                       ___ Accountant
>  ___ Doctor                        ___ Stockbroker
>  ___ Chiropractor              ___ Real estate agent
>  ___ Sexologist                  ___ Dentist
> Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:
>   ___________________________
>  ___________________________
>    ___________________________
> 
> > Your name: __________________
>