Where spirituality meets practicality

[School Councils UK <Jess...>]

During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern over the
seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat
which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and
return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible:

I wish to be placed in a seat next to someone who wishes to discuss the
following topics:
___ Stock market                  ___ My neighbors
 ___ Sports                              ___ My relatives
 ___ Fashion news                  ___ The rabbi
 ___ General gossip               ___ The cantor
___ Specific gossip               ___ The gabbai
        specify __________________

   I wish to be seated in a seat where:
   ___ I can see my spouse over the mechitza (traditional orthodox jew
divider in synagogue)
 ___ I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza
___ I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza
___ My spouse cannot see me seeing my friend's spouse over the mechitza
 ___ No one on the bimah (the podium where the rabbi sits) can see me
talking during services
 ___ I can sleep during services
___ I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge]
___ I wish to be located next to the following so that I may obtain free
professional advice:
___ Lawyer                       ___ Accountant
 ___ Doctor                        ___ Stockbroker
 ___ Chiropractor              ___ Real estate agent
 ___ Sexologist                  ___ Dentist
Please do not place me anywhere near the following people:
  ___________________________
 ___________________________
   ___________________________

> Your name: __________________