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[Fwd: [Fwd: Humor for the Holy Days]]
- From: Lori Cahan-Simon <lsimon...>
- Subject: [Fwd: [Fwd: Humor for the Holy Days]]
- Date: Tue 14 Sep 1999 21.02 (GMT)
A Jewish Calendar for the New Year.
As a general principle, Jewish holidays are divided between days on which
you must starve and days on which you must overeat. Many Jews observe no
fewer than 16 fasts throughout the Jewish year, based on the time-honored
principle that even if you are sure that you are ritually purified, you
definitely aren't. Though there are many feasts and fasts, there are no
holidays requiring light snacking.
The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays:
Rosh Hashanah -- Feast
Tzom Gedalia -- Fast
Yom Kippur -- More fasting
Sukkot -- Feast
Hashanah Rabbah -- More feasting
Simchat Torah -- Keep feasting
Month of Heshvan- No feasts or fasts for a whole
month. Get a grip on yourself.
Hanukkah -- Eat potato pancakes
Tenth of Tevet -- Do not eat potato pancakes
Tu B'Shevat -- Feast
Fast of Esther -- Fast
Purim -- Eat pastry
Passover -- Do not eat pastry
Shavuot -- Dairy feast(cheesecake, blintzes etc.)
17th of Tammuz -- Fast (definitely no cheesecake or blintzes)
Tisha B'Av -- Very strict fast (don't even think about
cheesecake or blintzes)
Month of Elul -- End of cycle. Enroll in Center for Eating
Disorders before the High Holidays arrive...
Lori Cahan-Simon
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