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- From: richard_wolpoe <richard_wolpoe...>
- Subject: Jewish Personal Ads
- Date: Wed 01 Jul 1998 21.20 (GMT)
Dear List,
Seeing the recent controversy re: ads in the Forverts, how about
the lighter side of classified ads? While this has to do little with
music, it's very Jewish to laugh - even at ourselves; (or especially at
ourselves!)
Enjoy a few laughs
Rich Wolpoe
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Subject: :)
Author: Charlie Rubin at IBI-Cor2
Date: 7/1/98 10:45 AM
Subject: Jewish personals
ACTUAL PERSONALS THAT APPEARED IN ISRAELI PAPERS
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB74.
Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in
woman.
Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires
female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing.
Under 30 is also OK. POB 64
Attractive Jewish woman, 35, college graduate, seeks successful
Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house.POB 46
Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light
Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend
brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. PB 658
Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 78
Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of
dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56
Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept
my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.
POB 435
Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah
candles, havdalah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. POB 787
Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind.
Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. POB 555
Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it
for eight days. Who knows? POB 43
80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male,under
35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I? POB 545
I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share
your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets.Confide in me. I'll
understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86.
Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made.
Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 53
Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing,
track and field. Has slight limp. POB 76
Jewish Princess, 28, seeks successful businessman of any major
Jewish denomination: hundreds, fifties, twenties. POB 27
I was reform as an embryo, conservative as a fetus, orthodox from
birth. Seeking same. POB 46
- Jewish Personal Ads,
richard_wolpoe