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Fwd: FW: R U Ready 4 Life In Arkansas?



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--- On Thu, 25 Jan 96 09:08:00 PST  "Christopher Peters"@paribas.com wrote:
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From: Olivier Letang
@paribas.com
Date: 1/24/96 2:56PM
To: Christopher Peters
To: Pam Schaefer
Subject: R U Ready 4 Life In Arkansas?
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From: Jason Megson
@paribas.com
Date: 1/24/96 12:38PM
To: Thomas Wu
To: Olivier Letang
Subject: R U Ready 4 Life In Arkansas?
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Application to Live in Arkansas
     
Name:_____________________________________ 
Nickname:_________________________________ 
CB Handle:________________________________
Address (RFD No.):_________________--___________________________________ 
Daddy (If unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________
     
Mamma:_________________________
     
Neck Shade:     _____Light Red       _____Medium Red      _____Dark Red
     
Number of teeth exposed in full grin:       Upper_____    Lower_____
     
Name of Pickup owned:_______________ Height of Truck__________
     
Truck equipped with:
____Gun Rack            ____4-Wheel Drive       ____Confederate Flag 
____Cassette Deck       ____Load of Wood        ____Hijacker Shocks 
____Radar Detector      ____Mag Wheels          ____Dual CB Antennas 
____Spittoon            ____Campter Top         ____Air Horns 
____Mud Flaps           ____Toothpick Holder    ____Mud-Grip Tires 
____Raccoon Hide        ____Big Dog
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup truck:_____ 
BUMPER STICKERS:
____Eat more Possum             ____My other car is a piece of shit too 
____Honk if you love Jesus      ____If you ain't a cowboy you aint shit 
____Redman Chewing Tobacco      ____Wave if you're horny
     
Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits        6. Sawmill Gravy        11. Cobbler      16. Tater
2. Goobers      7. Turnip Salad         12. Fatback      17. Pig Skins 
3. Pinto Beans  8. Shit-on-a-Shingle    13. Tote         18. Okrie
4. Collards     9. Redeye Gravy         14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf 
5. Sidemeat     10. Soppin' Syrup       15. Poke         20. Chitlins
     
Favorite Vocalist:
____Reba McEntire       ____Conway Twitty       ____Loretta Lynn 
____Hank Williams Jr.   ____Randy Travis        ____Ray Wylie Hubbard 
____Tammy Wynette       ____Slim Whitman        ____Porter Wagoner 
____Willie Nelson       ____George Jones        ____Box Car Willie
     
Favorite Recreation:
____Square Dancin'      ____Possum Huntin'      ____Skinny Dippin' 
____Craw Daddin'        ____Gospel Singin'      ____4-Wheelin' 
____Drankin'            ____Spittin' Backy      ____Bill Chip Throwin' 
____Honky Tonkin'       ____Noodlin'            ____Hangin' At The Town 
Dump
     
Name of Son(s):       ____Bubba     ____Jim Bob  ____LeeRoy    ____J.D.
     
Name of Daughter(s):  ____PammySue  ____Violet   ____Paulette  ____Daisy
     
Weapons Owned:
___Deer Rifle   ___Sawed-Off Shotgun   ___Varmit Rifle ___LogCabin 
___Tire Iron    ___Power Chain Saw     ___Pick Handle  ___Hick'ry Switch
     
Number of Dogs:____    Type:    ___Blue Tick    ___Beagle
     
Cap Emblem:
___John Deer    ___McCullock Chain Saws ___Budweiser 
___Vo-Tech      ___Skoal                ___Coors
___NAPA         ___Smile if You're Not Wearing Underwear
     
Number of Dependends:    Legal:________         Claimed:_________ 
Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________
Number of Welfare Checks Received:____________
     
Memberships:
___KKK       ___NRA          ___Moose        ___PTL Club 
___AA        ___Bass Club    ___VFW          ___Quiltin' Bee 
___John Birch Society        ___American Legion
___United Sons'Daughters of the Confederacy
     
Length of Right leg:________          Length of Left leg:__________
     
Does your truck contain some part painted the offical state color of 
Primer Red?  ___Yes    ___No
     
How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?______ 
How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?_________ 
Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?___________ 
Do you own any shoes?   ____Yes    ____No    If yes, how many?_________ 
What year did you last purchase shoes?_________________
     
Are you married to any of the following: ____Sister  ____Cousin  ____Sow 
Do you know her name?________________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?____________
     
Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________
     
Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________ 
If so, why?______________________________________________
     
Can you count:  Past 10 with your shoes on?_________________
               To 21 with your fly up?_____________________
     
Do you know any words that have more than four letters?____________ 
Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?____________________
     
Medical Information:
Do you have at least two of the following:
___BO           ___Crabs        ___Head Lice    ___Rabies 
___Trench Mouth ___Runny Nose   ___Bad Breath   ___Chafing
     
IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN BY THE STATE OF ARKANSAS, YOU MAY 
BE ELIGIBLE IN THE STATES OF TEXAS OR OKLAHOMA. THEIR STANDARDS ARE 
SLIGHTLY LOWER, HOWEVER, YOU WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO VISIT ARKANSAS.


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MLD.
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Michael Drapkin,
Project Manager

Lehman Brothers                       
Development Services Organization                               
101 Hudson Street, 33rd Floor       "Change is the
Jersey City, NJ 07302                essential moving force 
201-524-4693                         in the Universe."
Fax: 201-524-5739
Alt Fax (if no answ): 201-524-5828  Date: 1/25/96
Internet: mdrapkin (at) lehman(dot)com       Time: 4:54:00 PM
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