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Fwd: FW: R U Ready 4 Life In Arkansas?
- From: LiveTrads <LiveTrads...>
- Subject: Fwd: FW: R U Ready 4 Life In Arkansas?
- Date: Fri 26 Jan 1996 19.37 (GMT)
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--- On Thu, 25 Jan 96 09:08:00 PST "Christopher Peters"@paribas.com wrote:
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From: Olivier Letang
@paribas.com
Date: 1/24/96 2:56PM
To: Christopher Peters
To: Pam Schaefer
Subject: R U Ready 4 Life In Arkansas?
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From: Jason Megson
@paribas.com
Date: 1/24/96 12:38PM
To: Thomas Wu
To: Olivier Letang
Subject: R U Ready 4 Life In Arkansas?
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Application to Live in Arkansas
Name:_____________________________________
Nickname:_________________________________
CB Handle:________________________________
Address (RFD No.):_________________--___________________________________
Daddy (If unknown, list 3 suspects):____________________________________
Mamma:_________________________
Neck Shade: _____Light Red _____Medium Red _____Dark Red
Number of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_____ Lower_____
Name of Pickup owned:_______________ Height of Truck__________
Truck equipped with:
____Gun Rack ____4-Wheel Drive ____Confederate Flag
____Cassette Deck ____Load of Wood ____Hijacker Shocks
____Radar Detector ____Mag Wheels ____Dual CB Antennas
____Spittoon ____Campter Top ____Air Horns
____Mud Flaps ____Toothpick Holder ____Mud-Grip Tires
____Raccoon Hide ____Big Dog
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup truck:_____
BUMPER STICKERS:
____Eat more Possum ____My other car is a piece of shit too
____Honk if you love Jesus ____If you ain't a cowboy you aint shit
____Redman Chewing Tobacco ____Wave if you're horny
Define the following (must be 90% correct):
1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater
2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins
3. Pinto Beans 8. Shit-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie
4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin' Fry 19. Shonuf
5. Sidemeat 10. Soppin' Syrup 15. Poke 20. Chitlins
Favorite Vocalist:
____Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn
____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard
____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner
____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car Willie
Favorite Recreation:
____Square Dancin' ____Possum Huntin' ____Skinny Dippin'
____Craw Daddin' ____Gospel Singin' ____4-Wheelin'
____Drankin' ____Spittin' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin'
____Honky Tonkin' ____Noodlin' ____Hangin' At The Town
Dump
Name of Son(s): ____Bubba ____Jim Bob ____LeeRoy ____J.D.
Name of Daughter(s): ____PammySue ____Violet ____Paulette ____Daisy
Weapons Owned:
___Deer Rifle ___Sawed-Off Shotgun ___Varmit Rifle ___LogCabin
___Tire Iron ___Power Chain Saw ___Pick Handle ___Hick'ry Switch
Number of Dogs:____ Type: ___Blue Tick ___Beagle
Cap Emblem:
___John Deer ___McCullock Chain Saws ___Budweiser
___Vo-Tech ___Skoal ___Coors
___NAPA ___Smile if You're Not Wearing Underwear
Number of Dependends: Legal:________ Claimed:_________
Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________
Number of Welfare Checks Received:____________
Memberships:
___KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club
___AA ___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin' Bee
___John Birch Society ___American Legion
___United Sons'Daughters of the Confederacy
Length of Right leg:________ Length of Left leg:__________
Does your truck contain some part painted the offical state color of
Primer Red? ___Yes ___No
How many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?______
How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?_________
Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?___________
Do you own any shoes? ____Yes ____No If yes, how many?_________
What year did you last purchase shoes?_________________
Are you married to any of the following: ____Sister ____Cousin ____Sow
Do you know her name?________________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?____________
Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?___________
Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?__________
If so, why?______________________________________________
Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?_________________
To 21 with your fly up?_____________________
Do you know any words that have more than four letters?____________
Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?____________________
Medical Information:
Do you have at least two of the following:
___BO ___Crabs ___Head Lice ___Rabies
___Trench Mouth ___Runny Nose ___Bad Breath ___Chafing
IF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN BY THE STATE OF ARKANSAS, YOU MAY
BE ELIGIBLE IN THE STATES OF TEXAS OR OKLAHOMA. THEIR STANDARDS ARE
SLIGHTLY LOWER, HOWEVER, YOU WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO VISIT ARKANSAS.
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MLD.
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Michael Drapkin,
Project Manager
Lehman Brothers
Development Services Organization
101 Hudson Street, 33rd Floor "Change is the
Jersey City, NJ 07302 essential moving force
201-524-4693 in the Universe."
Fax: 201-524-5739
Alt Fax (if no answ): 201-524-5828 Date: 1/25/96
Internet: mdrapkin (at) lehman(dot)com Time: 4:54:00 PM
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