[HANASHIR:2405] Re: Purim spoofs

[T. Salisbury / L. Berkson <bravetoni...>]

One more I meant to send with the last batch.
Happy Purim again!
Laura Berkson
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YIDS  (tune:  Kids --- Bye Bye Birdie)  (lyrics:  Laura Berkson)  (Haman and
Zeresh)

YIDS-- I don't know what's wrong with these Yids today!
YIDS -- Who can understand anything they say?
YIDS -- acting so peculiar in everything they do
They'll start a riot, I don't buy it,
They only bow to You-Know-Who

YIDS -- you can talk and talk till your face is blue
IF you have one opinion a Yid's got two!
Why can't they be like we are,
Persian in every way?
What's the matter with Yids today?

YIDS -- I don't know what's wrong with these Yids today
WHEN  you don't bow to me there's a price to pay!
YIDS think they're so exceptional, eating kosher food
The whole mishpacha follows halacha --- Rules --- ugh!  613!

YIDS -- all the men wear fringes tied on their clothes
YIDS -- why they live so strangely nobody knows
Why can't they be like we are
Persian in every way?
What's the matter with Yids today?


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This is revised, for anyone who already received an earlier version of it.

Laura