[HANASHIR:2401] Re: purim spoof someone sent me...

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enjoy...

Rabbi Richard Hirsh
Executive Director, Reconstructionist Rabbinical Association,
Wyncote, PA.

Purim 1999/5759


?Fifty Ways To Chop Your Liver?
(with apologies to Paul Simon)

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you think halachically;
I?d like to help you serve the forshpeiz before tea
There must be fifty ways to chop your liver

She said it?s really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my kvetching won?t be seen to ruin the mood
But I?ll repeat myself, since I?m a catering-type dude,
There must be fifty ways to chop your liver.

Just put in some egg, Craig
This ain?t no spam, Sam
No need for a goy, Roy,
Just listen to me

Chop some for us, Gus
You don?t need to grind up much
Just drop in the egg, Craig
And give some to me.

Spread it on bread, Fred
Leaves grease on your sleeve, Eve;
Don?t think of the fat, Matt
But save some for me.

The blender got fried, Clyde
Our cholesterol?s sky-high,
tomorrow we?re trying
Chopped tofu instead.


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