[HANASHIR:1887] RE: Drug-induced return of Hava Nashira applications

[Adrian A. Durlester <durleste...>]

Do they get X-Files in the UK?

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    Yes, Jess, Agent Mulder has uncovered a plot by OSRUI staff that causes
that trancelike state.  Immediately upon opening, the little sticker that
keeps the flyer closed releases an unidentified nerve gas, which somehow
only affects the Jewish music center of the cerebral cortex.  To avoid
further deterioration, the immune system immediately kicks into action,
releasing a cascade of endorphins, serotonin and other neurotransmitters,
and sends a message to the check-writing or credit-card-using center.  Do
not panic or call 911 {emergency number in the State}!! This reaction can
ONLY be mitigated by the immediate transmission of the HN application to
OSRUI in Chicago.  I hope this allays your fears, knowing that others share
the same malady.

    Brian