Mail Archive sponsored by
Chazzanut Online
hanashir
[HANASHIR:1886] RE: Drug-induced return of Hava Nashira applications
- From: Serle, Brian <BSerle...>
- Subject: [HANASHIR:1886] RE: Drug-induced return of Hava Nashira applications
- Date: Thu 03 Dec 1998 13.48 (GMT)
Yes, Jess, Agent Mulder has uncovered a plot by OSRUI staff that causes
that trancelike state. Immediately upon opening, the little sticker
that keeps the flyer closed releases an unidentified nerve gas, which
somehow only affects the Jewish music center of the cerebral cortex. To
avoid further deterioration, the immune system immediately kicks into
action, releasing a cascade of endorphins, serotonin and other
neurotransmitters, and sends a message to the check-writing or
credit-card-using center. Do not panic or call 911 {emergency number in
the State}!! This reaction can ONLY be mitigated by the immediate
transmission of the HN application to OSRUI in Chicago. I hope this
allays your fears, knowing that others share the same malady.
Brian
-----Original Message-----
From: Jess (at) scocon(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)uk [SMTP:Jess (at)
scocon(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)uk]
Sent: Thursday, December 03, 1998 4:13 AM
To: hanashir (at) shamash(dot)org
Subject: [HANASHIR:1884] Hava Nashira Dates
According to the Osrui newsletter H.N. is taking place 2nd-6th
June.
I have a strange brain malfunction in regards to H.N. which I
wondered
whether anyone else experienced.
Each year I think, 'this year I won't make it to Hava Nashira',
I can't
afford it, its too far, going to the States for 5 days is silly,
been
there, done that. Then the form arrives on my doormat, my mind
hazes over,
I open it, I fill in my name and address, put it in an envelope
and then
drop it straight in the post box.
Has anyone else witnessed this phenomenon? Do they use strange
chemicals on
the form? Should I go and see a doctor?
Jess
- [HANASHIR:1886] RE: Drug-induced return of Hava Nashira applications,
Serle, Brian