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>>>You might get a chuckle out of these actual personal ads that appear in
>>>various Israeli papers:
>>>
>>>Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av,
>>>Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar B'Tammuz.
>>>Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane. POB 90.
>>>
>>>Very pretty, slim, lulav would like to meet fragrant, squeezable
>>>esrog. Let's do hoshanas together. Pitum a must. POB 677.
>>>
>>>Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB 74.
>>>
>>>I've had it all: herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and four of
>>>the ten plagues. Now I'm ready to settle down. So where are all the
>>>nice Jewish men hiding? POB 68.
>>>
>>>Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 78.
>>>
>>>Are you the girl I spoke with at the kiddush after shul last week?
>>>You excused yourself to get more horseradish for your gefilte fish,
>>>but you never returned. How can I contact you again? (I was the one with
>>>the cholent stain on my tie). POB 766.
>>>
>>>Shochet, 54, owns successful butcher shop in Midwest. Doesn't
>>>believe women should be treated like a piece of meat. Seeks glatt
>>>kosher maydl for marriage. POB 99.
>>>
>>>Kiss me, kiss my mezuzah. Sincere Jewish female, 29, looking for
>>>honest, hard working, observant Jewish zivig to share Shabbos, yom
>>>tov, mikvah. POB 322.
>>>
>>>Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of
>>>dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56.
>>>
>>>Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept
>>>my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it.
>>>POB 435.
>>>
>>>Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah
>>>candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. POB
>>>787..
>>>
>>>Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind.
>>>
>>>Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. POB 555.
>>>
>>>Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it
>>>for eight days. Who knows? POB 43.
>>>
>>>80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male,
>>>under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I? POB 545.
>>>
>>>Matzo supplier, 53, seeks cloth bag manufacturer. Let's play "Hide the
>>>Afikomen." POB 67.
>>>
>>>Conservative rabbi, 45, I count women for the minyan and call them up
>>>to the Torah. Seeking female to make aliyah. POB 50.
>>>
>>>I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to.
>>>Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll
>>>understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86.
>>>
>>>Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent,
>>>self-made.Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 53.
>>>
>>>Single Jewish woman, 29, into disco, mountain climbing, skiing,
>>>track and field. Has slight limp.
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