Re: Tashlich (joke)

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Jess: Your tashlich joke was a riot.  Thanks for the laugh and L'Shana
Tovah!  Emily

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> From: School Councils UK <Jess (at) scocon(dot)demon(dot)co(dot)uk>
> To: hanashir (at) shamash(dot)org
> Subject: FW: Tashlich (joke)
> Date: Thursday, September 18, 1997 1:46 PM
> 
> Tashlich (joke)
> >
> >[For those who don't know/remember, tashlich is a ceremony performed
> >on Rosh Hashana in which we symbolically rid ourselves of our sin by
> >emptying our pockets (and some throw bread) into a stream.  So with
> >this in mind, sit back, relax and enjoy.  And feel free to pass this
> >on!  -- Jess]
> >
> >(Source unknown)
> >
> >Tashlich -- It's Never Too Late To Repent
> >=========================================
> >
> >For ordinary sins, use -- White Bread
> >For exotic sins, use -- French or Italian Bread
> >For dark sins -- Pumpernickle
> >For complex sins -- Multi-grain
> >For truly warped sins -- Pretzels
> >For sins of indecision -- Waffles
> >For sins committed in haste -- Matza
> >For substance abuse -- Poppy Seed
> >For committing arson -- Toast
> >For being ill-tempered -- Sourdough
> >For silliness -- Nut Bread
> >For not giving full value -- Short Bread
> >For political chauvinism -- Yankee Doodles
> >For excessive use of irony -- Rye Bread
> >For continual bad jokes -- Corn Bread
> >For hardening our hearts -- Jelly Doughnuts
> >For speed limit violations -- Russian Bread
> >For bad temper -- Crusty Bread
> >For having a hole where your heart should be -- Bagels
> >For flaunting wealth in the form of fancy cars -- Rolls
> >For acting like a mad person -- Crackers
> >For cutting remarks -- Sliced Bread
> >For fraudulent behaviour -- Rice Cakes
> >
> >
> >
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