FW: Tashlich (joke)

[School Councils UK <Jess...>]

Tashlich (joke)
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>[For those who don't know/remember, tashlich is a ceremony performed
>on Rosh Hashana in which we symbolically rid ourselves of our sin by
>emptying our pockets (and some throw bread) into a stream.  So with
>this in mind, sit back, relax and enjoy.  And feel free to pass this
>on!  -- Jess]
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>Tashlich -- It's Never Too Late To Repent
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>For ordinary sins, use -- White Bread
>For exotic sins, use -- French or Italian Bread
>For dark sins -- Pumpernickle
>For complex sins -- Multi-grain
>For truly warped sins -- Pretzels
>For sins of indecision -- Waffles
>For sins committed in haste -- Matza
>For substance abuse -- Poppy Seed
>For committing arson -- Toast
>For being ill-tempered -- Sourdough
>For silliness -- Nut Bread
>For not giving full value -- Short Bread
>For political chauvinism -- Yankee Doodles
>For excessive use of irony -- Rye Bread
>For continual bad jokes -- Corn Bread
>For hardening our hearts -- Jelly Doughnuts
>For speed limit violations -- Russian Bread
>For bad temper -- Crusty Bread
>For having a hole where your heart should be -- Bagels
>For flaunting wealth in the form of fancy cars -- Rolls
>For acting like a mad person -- Crackers
>For cutting remarks -- Sliced Bread
>For fraudulent behaviour -- Rice Cakes
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