More Purim: Fun,Fun,Fun

[Larry Mayer <LMAYER...>]

Sung to the Beach Boys song Fun, Fun, Fun

(Haman tells his wife and kids about his good fortune)

Since I got the king's ring I go cruisin' all over the land now.
I get to do anything that I want to the guys I can't stand now.
But there isn't a thing they can do to your own Vizier Grand now.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun, now that Daddy gets to be in command 
now.

All the nobles can't stand me 'cause I walk, talk, and look like a 
Big A now.
Yeah, he's so grateful to me that he's gonna make me King for a day 
now.
Now that I've got the King's ear, Achashuverosh goes whatever I say 
now.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun now that Daddy get to have things his 
way now.

Well, they all go along, all except for Mordechai the Jew now.
And since he won't bend his knee, I've been thinkin' of the best 
thing to do now.
So you can take it from me that the 13th of Adar he'll rue now.
And we'll have fun, fun, fun now that Daddy get to kill all the Jews 
now.