[HANASHIR:11197] Re: Passover parody

[kgohr <kgohr...>]

How about this one?

Don't Sit On the Afikomen
(tune: Glory, Glory, Hallelujah)

Chorus:
 Don't sit on the afikomen(x3)
 Or the meal will last all night.

1)My dad at every seder
  Breaks a matza piece in two  
  And hides the afikomen half
  A game for me and you
  Find it, hold it ransom
  for the seder isn't through
  Till afikomen's gone

2)One year Daddy hid it
  'neath a pillow on a chair
  but just as I raced over 
  My Aunt Sophie sat down there
  She threw herself upon it
  Awful crunching filled the air
  And crumbs flew all around

3)There were matza crumbs all over
  Oh, it was a messy sight
  We swept up all the pieces
  Though it took us half the night
  So if you want your seder
  Ending sooner than dawn's light
  Don't sit on the afiko-men

--
Kathy Gohr
Kgohr (at) att(dot)net
> In a message dated 3/23/2002 10:30:15 AM Pacific 
Standard Time, 
> Obiwantobi (at) aol(dot)com writes:
> 
> 
> > Anyone have any other NEW funny parodies for Pesach? 
> > THANKS! 
> > -Tobi 
> 

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