[HANASHIR:9985] A message to Ballad singers...

[shirona <shirona...>]

President Urges Calm, Restraint Among Nation's Ballad Singers
WASHINGTON, DC- In the wake of the recent national tragedy, President Bush is 
urging Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, and other singers to resist the urge to 
record mawkish, insipid all-star tribute ballads. "To America's recording 
artists, I just want to say, please, there has already been enough suffering," 
Bush said. "The last thing we need right now is a soaring Barbra 
Streisand-Brian McKnight duet titled 'One For All.'" Reports that the FBI had 
confiscated several notebooks and audio tapes from Diane Warren's home could 
not be confirmed as of press time.

Hi Everyone,
Check out this site - www.theonion.com  - especially the items on G-d, and how 
the highjackers were surprised to find themselves in Hell instead of Heaven. 
Really funny, and hopefully true...

Chag Sameach,
Shirona
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