The Chanukah Song (Adam Sandler, L. Morton, I. Maxstone-Graham)
Put on your yarmulke, Here comes Chanukah
So much funukah,To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Xmas tree
Here’s a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan and the late
Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman’s half Jewish, Goldie Hawn’s half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin’ Jew
You don’t need “Deck the Halls” or “Jingle Bell Rock”
‘Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain
Kirk and Mr. Spock-both Jewish
Put on your yarmulke, It’s time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew-he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford’s a quarter Jewish--not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he’s not, but guess who is
--All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn’t, but I heard his agent is.
Tell your friend Veronica
It’s time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
On this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah (you could change this to: And sing this silly songikah)
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah
It's worth noting that there is also a "Chanukah song Part 2" which includes
a "new list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me". I don't have
that one typed out, but I have the CD and could run it through my scanner
and convert the text so that I could send it to people who want it.