[HANASHIR:4966] Re: jewish jokes for show

[Bryan J Itzkowitz <itzbryan...>]

Two bees ran into each other.  One asked the other how things were going.
 
"Really bad," said the second bee, "the weather has been really wet and
damp 
and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey.  "No 
problem," said the first bee, "Just fly down five blocks and turn left
and 
keep going until you see all the cars.  There's a Bar Mitzvah going on
and 
there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."   "Thanks for the
tip" 
said the second bee and flew away.

A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again and the first
bee 
asked, "How'd it go?"  "fine," said the second bee, "It was everything
you 
said it would be."  "Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first

bee.  "That's my yarmulka," said the second bee.  "I didn't want them to 
think I was a wasp."

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Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who 
needed a new head Samurai so he sent out a declaration throughout the 
country that he was searching for one. A year passed and only 3 people 
showed up: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai. 

The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to come in and demonstrate why 
he should be head Samurai. The Japanese Samurai opened a match box 
and out pops a little fly. Whoosh goes his sword and the fly drops dead 
on the ground in 2 pieces. The emperor exclaimed: "That is very 
impressive!" 

The emperor then asked the Chinese Samurai to come in and 
demonstrate. The Chinese Samurai also opened a match box and out pops 
a fly. Whoosh, whoosh goes his sword. The fly drops dead on the ground 
in 4 pieces. The emperor exclaimed: "That is really very impressive!" 

The emperor then had the Jewish Samurai demonstrate why he should be 
the head Samurai. The Jewish Samurai also opened a match box and out 
pops a fly. His flashing sword goes whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh 
whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh whoooooooossshhh. A gust of wind 
fills the room, but the fly is still alive and buzzing around. The 
emperor, obviously disappointed, asks: "After all of that, why is the fly
not 
dead?" 

The Jewish Samurai smiled, "Well, circumcision is not intended to 
kill." 
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