[HANASHIR:4958] Re: jewish jokes for show

[ALICEWINE <ALICEWINE...>]

Just so happened to have gotten some from my nephew today:

> Subject: Fw: jewish jeaopardy
> 
> 
> 
>               A:  Midrash
>               Q:  What is a Middle East skin
> disease?
> 
>               A:  The Gaza Strip
>               Q:  What is an Egyptian Belly Dance?
> 
>               A:  A classroom, a Passover ceremony,
> and a latke
>               Q:  What is a cheder, a seder, and a
> tater?
> 
>               A:  Sofer
>               Q:  On what do Jews recline on
> Passover?
> 
>               A:  Babylon
>               Q:  What does the rabbi do during some
> sermons?
> 
>               A:  Kishka, sukkah, and cicumcision
>               Q:  What are a gut, a hut, and a cut?
> 
>               And speaking of circumcisions:
> 
>               An enterprising Rabbi is offering
> circumcisions via the
>  internet................
> 
> 
>       The service is to be called "E-MOIL >>


Another was:

Rabbi answers phone.  It's the IRS.  They ask if Mr. Sam Cohen is a member of 
his congregation.  He says, "Why do you ask?"  
They say, "Did he donate $10,000 to you congregation?"
He answers, "He will."

Hope these help.
Alice

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