Allan Sherman Humor - Camp Osama

[Reyzl Kalifowicz-Waletzky <yiddish...>]

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Reyzl


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Remember Alan Sherman's "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah?" 
Well, here's the Al Qaeda version...


Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah,
Here I am at Camp Osama.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun in basic training.

I went bombing with Mohammed.
He blew up like Halley's comet.
No use going to the surgeons,
There were parts of him enough for sixty virgins.

All the Sunnis hate the Saudis,
And the innies hate the outies,
But there's one thing we agree on:
All the beds are awful hard to get to sleep on.

Camp looks nothing like the pictures
They showed us at the recruiter's.
And the food is pretty rotten.
Guess it looks like I've been lied to by bin Laden.

Take me home, Oh Mullah, Fatah!
Take me home, I hate Osama.
Don't leave me out in Afghanistan
To find my ashes in a can.

Take me home, I promise I won't pierce my ears
Or look at girls like Britney Spears.
Oh, please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.

I hear airplanes, they're approaching. . . .
All our bases are exploding!
There's no hiding from a bomber--
Must close quick now 'cause I'm leaving Camp Osama.

Sixty maidens, and they're virgin,
But a slightly different version:
They all look like Janet Reno!
Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know?


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