re: bris music

[bluecat <bluecat...>]

So who's going to tell this one?  (If not me, then who?)


A lady out walking sees a shop with a big clock as the outside sign.  She
remembers her watch needs repair, and goes into the shop and lays it on the
counter.

"Could you put a new battery in here for me?  It's stopped."

The man behind the counter puts his newspaper down and says, "Lady, I can't
repair your watch.  I'm a mohel!"

"A mohel??" the lady says, "But, you have that big clock outside on your
sign!"

The guy sighs.  "Lady," he says, "And what would *you* suggest I put out
there?"

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