[Fwd: To be sung by Clint Shaprio]

[farfl's house <farfl...>]

A little while ago there was a thread on this list regarding Jewish
Cowboy Music, and "The Jewish Cowboy" from Manischewitz Co.  I put
together a CD of the various Jewish Cowboy numbers for one of the list
members, but I'm missing all of the songs from the following list!
:)
I think you'll get a good guffaw from these.
Regards,
Steven "Shlomo" Lederman
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> Best Jewish Country-western Song Titles
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> 1. "I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)"
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> 2. "Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights"
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> 3. "I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? "
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> 4. "My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight"
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> 5. "New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament"
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> 6. "Stand by Your Mensch"
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> 7. "Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes"
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> 8. "I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart"
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> 9. "My Darlin's a Schmendrick and I'm All Verklempt"
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> 10. "That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff"
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> 11. "The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'"
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> 12. "You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin'"
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> 13. "You Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to
> Town"
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> 14. "Why Don't We Get Drunk - We're Jews!"
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> 15. "Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When
> They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business
> that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweated
> Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're
> Turning Your Back on Such a Gift)"
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