[HANASHIR:4425] For all who asked!

[Carole Rivel <crivel...>]

PUFF THE KOSHER DRAGON

Puff the kosher dragon lived in Yisrael
And frolicked in the synagogue and drank Shapiro?s ale.
Little Rabbi Goldberg loved that kosher Puff
And fed him lox and matzo balls and other kosher stuff.

Then one day it happened,
Puff was eating pork.
Little Rabbi Goldberg took that dragon for a walk.
Gently he explained that dragons don't eat meat
That come from little piggies that have dirty filthy feet!

Then Puff became bar-mitzvah, put on t?fillin every day,
Wrapped up in his tallis, Oh, that?s the way he prayed.
Made brachot after eating, benching after every meal,
Imagine how religious, it made that dragon feel.

Now there were some people who did things just for spite,
They?d curse Jews and attack them just to get into a fight.
When Puff the dragon heard this, he ROARED a might roar,
Now those wicked people aren?t with us any more.

Puff the kosher dragon found himself a bride,
Now little kosher dragons are his source of joy and pride
They grow up learning mitzvot, studying Torah and praying too,
With Rabbi Goldberg teaching them what kosher dragons do.
 
You who may be listening may think I?m making fun,
But deep down in this story there?s a moral for everyone.
If a dragon can wear a kippah, keep Shabbat and kosher too,
Then You can learn like Puff did how to be a real good Jew!