[HANASHIR:2032] Kind of on topic, liturgically speaking!

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> > > >So this rabbi was out communing in the woods when he came upon a very large
> > > >grizzley bear.  The bear began menacingly approaching the rabbi, who cried
> > > >out, "Oh God, please spare me from this bear!"
> > > >The bear reared up on his hind legs and said, "Boruch atoh adonoy elohanu
> > > >melech ha'olom..."
> > > >And the rabbi exclaimed, "Thank you, Lord, for sending me a Jewish bear who
> > > >understands his actions!"
> > > >And the bear continued, "...hamotzie lechem min ha'oretz."
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