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A joke...
- From: Chazzzan <Chazzzan...>
- Subject: A joke...
- Date: Tue 10 Feb 1998 13.18 (GMT)
The other day I was opening the mail...
Me: "Honey, I got it! My offer from Green Bay just arrived in the mail!!
The management of Green Bay has decided to renew my contract!!!"
My wife: "Really? What position will you play?"
Me: (Excitedly) "Right Bimah! I got the cantor's job for the High Holy Days
at the synagogue in Green Bay!"
My wife: (Deflated) "So I guess you won't get the $3 million signing bonus,
huh?"