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[HANASHIR:13829] Re: Parodies
- From: Freedabet <Freedabet...>
- Subject: [HANASHIR:13829] Re: Parodies
- Date: Fri 14 Mar 2003 00.47 (GMT)
sorry to take so long. would love more parodies. maybe Adrian will post
them, too.
thanks,
Michael
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> Date: Friday, 14-Feb-03 03:21 AM
>
> From: Gordon Lustig \ Internet: (gordonza (at)
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> To: Hanashir Mail Server \ Internet: (hanashir (at) shamash(dot)org)
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> Subject: [HANASHIR:13549] Parodies
>
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> If you're interested in more Parodies, I've written funny songs for Simchat
> Torah since 1975. Here are a couple of samples. Email me privately if you
> want more.
>
> (to tune of "Maria" from West Side Story)
> THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STORIES EVER TOLD
> THE TORAH, THE TORAH, THE TORAH, THE TORAH,
> ALL THE STORIES OF MOSES FROM BIRTH TO.... OLD!
> THE TORAH, THE TORAH, THE TORAH, THE TORAH,
> THE TORAH, THE TORAH
>
> THE TORAH, I JUST READ A SCROLL CALLED THE TORAH
> AND THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK
> IT¹S MORE THAN JUST 5 BOOKS TO ME
>
> THE TORAH, I JUST KISSED A SCROLL CALLED THE TORAH
> SUCH MIRACLES INSIDE IT¹S MORE THAN JUST A HIDE, YOU SEE
>
> THE TORAH, READ IT LOUD AND IT ROARS LIKE THUNDER
> READ IT SOFT AND IT FILLS YOU WITH WONDER
> THE TORAH, I¹LL NEVER STOP READING THE TORAH
>
>
> (To the tune of "I Want It That Way")
> I¹M NOT A KIDDER, THIS IS A SIDDUR
> BELIEVE WHEN I SAY WE READ IT THAT WAY
> IT SEEMS SO ABSURD TO READ IT BACKWARD
> SO START ON THIS PAGE ¹CAUSE WE READ IT THAT WAY
>
> TELL ME WHY, AIN¹T NOTHIN¹ BUT A HEARTACHE
> TELL ME WHY, AIN¹T NOTHIN¹ BUT A MISTAKE
> TELL ME WHY IN ISRAEL IT¹S CHILD¹S PLAY
> TO READ IT THAT WAY
>
> IT¹S BEEN FOR AGES , THESE CRAZY PAGES
> JUST RELAX, ITS OKAY, WE READ IT THAT WAY
>
> TELL ME WHY AIN¹T NOTHIN¹ BUT A HEARTACHE
> TELL ME WHY AIN¹T NOTHIN¹ BUT A MISTAKE
> TELL ME WHY THOSE LETTERS GO FROM Z TO A
> ¹CAUSE WE READ IT THAT WAY
> WE READ IT THAT WAY
>
>
>
>
> <HTML>
> <HEAD>
> <TITLE>Parodies</TITLE>
> </HEAD>
> <BODY BGCOLOR="#C0C0C0">
> <FONT COLOR="#008000">If you're interested in more Parodies, I've written
funny
> songs for Simchat Torah since 1975. Here are a couple of samples. Email me
> privately if you want more.<BR>
> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF00FF"><BR>
> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#800000"><FONT FACE="New York">(to tune of
> "Maria" from West Side Story)<BR>
> THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STORIES EVER TOLD<BR>
> THE TORAH, THE TORAH, THE TORAH, THE TORAH,<BR>
> ALL THE STORIES OF MOSES FROM BIRTH TO.... OLD!<BR>
> THE TORAH, THE TORAH, THE TORAH, THE TORAH,<BR>
> THE TORAH, THE TORAH<BR>
> <BR>
> THE TORAH, I JUST READ A SCROLL CALLED THE TORAH<BR>
> AND THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK<BR>
> IT¹S MORE THAN JUST 5 BOOKS TO ME<BR>
> <BR>
> THE TORAH, I JUST KISSED A SCROLL CALLED THE TORAH<BR>
> SUCH MIRACLES INSIDE IT¹S MORE THAN JUST A HIDE, YOU SEE<BR>
> <BR>
> THE TORAH, READ IT LOUD AND IT ROARS LIKE THUNDER<BR>
> READ IT SOFT AND IT FILLS YOU WITH WONDER<BR>
> THE TORAH, I¹LL NEVER STOP READING THE TORAH<BR>
> <BR>
> <BR>
> </FONT></FONT><FONT FACE="New York"><FONT COLOR="#000080">(To the tune of
> "I Want It That Way")<BR>
> I¹M NOT A KIDDER, THIS IS A SIDDUR <BR>
> BELIEVE WHEN I SAY WE READ IT THAT WAY<BR>
> IT SEEMS SO ABSURD TO READ IT BACKWARD<BR>
> SO START ON THIS PAGE ¹CAUSE WE READ IT THAT WAY<BR>
> <BR>
> TELL ME WHY, AIN¹T NOTHIN¹ BUT A HEARTACHE<BR>
> TELL ME WHY, AIN¹T NOTHIN¹ BUT A MISTAKE<BR>
> TELL ME WHY IN ISRAEL IT¹S CHILD¹S PLAY<BR>
> TO READ IT THAT WAY<BR>
> <BR>
> IT¹S BEEN FOR AGES , THESE CRAZY PAGES<BR>
> JUST RELAX, ITS OKAY, WE READ IT THAT WAY<BR>
> <BR>
> TELL ME WHY AIN¹T NOTHIN¹ BUT A HEARTACHE<BR>
> TELL ME WHY AIN¹T NOTHIN¹ BUT A MISTAKE<BR>
> TELL ME WHY THOSE LETTERS GO FROM Z TO A<BR>
> ¹CAUSE WE READ IT THAT WAY<BR>
> WE READ IT THAT WAY<BR>
> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#800000"><BR>
> </FONT></FONT>
> </BODY>
> </HTML>
>
>
>
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