[HANASHIR:7528] Re: channukah funny songs

[Marsha Fensin <mfsings...>]

Hi All,
    I have been out of the "loop" since about 1993 and had heard about Adam
Sandler's Chanukah Song and Passover Song, but had never actually heard it.
Well, a congregant just bought Part 11 for her daughter, and let me listen to
it.  So, here it is.  I also transcribed it, for those of you who want to do a
rock band or something with your students.  If you would like my
transcription, please E mail  me privately.  I can't remember having so much
fun listening to a tape and writing it down!
Part 2
Put on your yarmulka, it?s time for Chanukah
It?s so much funukah, to celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is, the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here?s a new list of people who are Jewish, Just like you and me

Winona Ryder ,drinks Manischevits wine
Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein
Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toys?
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie boys.

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish; Courtney Love is half too
Put them together, what a funky bad-ass Jew (You'd have to re-write this line)

We got Harvey Keitel and Flashdancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmin Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish, and yes her boobs are real( Thisone
too)

Put on your Yarmulka,  It?s time for Chanukah
Two-time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmaukah ,celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew, but guess who is?The guy who does the voice for
Scooby doo.
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn?t, now he?s back
Mary Tyler Moore?s husband is Jewish, ?Cause we?re pretty good in the sack (
And this)

Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed on the PGA tour?
No, I?m not talking about Tiger Woods, I?m talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore
So many Jews are in the showbiz, Bruce Springsteen isn?t Jewish, but my mother
thinks he is

Tell that Darryl LaMonica, It?s time to celebrate Chanukah
It?s not pronounced Chanukah, The ?C? is silent in Hanukah.
So read your hooked on phonica, get drunk in Tijuanikah
If you really, really wanakah
Have a happy, happy happy, happy Chanukah
Happy Chanukah

Marsha





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