[HANASHIR:4940] Puff the Kosher Dragon

[Bryan J Itzkowitz <itzbryan...>]

Here are the words to Puff the Kosher Dragon...

PUFF THE KOSHER DRAGON LIVED IN YISRAEL
AND FROLICKED IN THE SYNAGOGUE AND DRANK SHAPIRO'S ALE.
LITTLE RABBI GOLDBERG LOVED THAT KOSHER PUFF
AND FED HIM LOX AND MATZO BALLS AND OTHER KOSHER STUFF.

THEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED,  PUFF WAS EATING PORK.
LITTLE RABBI GOLDBERG TOOK THAT YOUNG DRAGON FOR A WALK.
GENTLY HE EXPLAINED THAT DRAGONS DON'T EAT MEAT
THAT COMES FROM LITTLE PIGGIES THAT HAVE DIRTY FILTHY FEET.

PUFF BECAME BAR-MITZVAH, PUT ON T'FILLIN EVERY DAY,
WRAPPED UP IN HIS TALLIS,. OY, YOI, HOW HE DID PRAY.
MADE BROCHOT AFTER EATING, BENCHING AFTER EVERY MEAL,
IMAGINE HOW RELIGIOUS, IT MADE THAT DRAGON FEEL.

NOW THERE WERE SOME PEOPLE WHO DID THINGS JUST FOR SPITE,
THEY'D CURSE JEWS AND ATTACK THEM JUST TO HAVE A FIGHT.
WHEN PUFF THE DRAGON HEARD THIS, HE ROARED A MIGHTY ROAR,
NOW THOSE WICKED PEOPLE AREN'T WITH US ANYMORE.

PUFF THE KOSHER DRAGON FOUND HIMSELF A BRIDE,
NOW LITTLE KOSHER DRAGONS ARE HIS SOURCE OF JOY AND PRIDE.
THEY GREW UP LEARNING MITZVOT, STUDYING TORAH , PRAYING TOO,
WITH RABBI GOLDBERG TEACHING THEM WHAT KOSHER DRAGONS DO.

YOU WHO MAY BE LISTENING, MAY THINK I'M MAKING FUN,
BUT DEEP DOWN IN THIS STORY THERE'S A MORAL FOR EVERYONE.
IF A DRAGON WEARS A KIPPAH, KEEPS  SHABBAT , KOSHER TOO,
THEN THERE IS NO REASON YOU CANN'T BE-- A BETTER JEW.
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